posted 2026-07-21 09:09:58

The Grand Theft Auto curse is real, I swear.

2001: One of the worst years of my life. GTA 3 is released.

2008: One of the worst years of my life. GTA 4 is released.

2013: One of the worst years of my life. GTA 5 is released.

2026: One of the worst years of my life. GTA 6 to be released.

This millennium, every GTA with a number or Roman numeral after it coincided with an extraordinarily dark period of my life. The chances of that happening are miniscule: around 0.1%. It's making me question whether it can still be explained by mere coincidence after all these recurrences.

Now I'm kinda hoping there's an even bigger delay for GTA 7 than there was for GTA 6. C'mon Rockstar, develop a dozen Red Dead Redemptions or something.